Lets Make Out ~

21 Dec 2011

  • Calvin: What's it like to fall in love?
  • Hobbes: Well..say the object of your affection walks by..First your heart
  • falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes
  • you sweat profusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain,
  • you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth
  • disengages and your babble like a cretin until she leaves.
  • Calvin: THAT'S love?!?
  • Hobbes: Medically speaking.
  • Calvin: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties.