Lets Make Out ~
21 Dec 2011
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Calvin:
What's it like to fall in love?
Hobbes:
Well..say the object of your affection walks by..First your heart
falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes
you sweat profusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain,
you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth
disengages and your babble like a cretin until she leaves.
Calvin:
THAT'S love?!?
Hobbes:
Medically speaking.
Calvin:
Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties.
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